MAINE STRIPPER SPAM. What ever happened to effort, classy websites with great pictures of real dancers truly available for you to book ? WHY SO MUCH SPAM ? Why so many agencies from MA, CT, RI and NH displaying the same dancers pictures from 10-15 years ago ? Why do these agencies show dancers covering their faces or turning away from the camera ? Why are these agencies known for cancellations and crap entertainment ? Let’s help you figure this out. Read on.
STRIPPER SPAM is this… .com, .net, .biz and on and on with agents who have no less than 100 plus websites, blogs and re-directs. Most of the time sporting the same 4 strippers and sometimes just 2 pretending to be some GIGANTICSTRIPPERCO. Tricking you in to booking with them so they may overbook you, double-book your show and cancel you at last-minute so they can play “Hit & Run Customers”.
Some agencies actually steal other agencies identities using it in advertising on Google. Lying to gain customers is proof enough that these agencies are pure junk. For instance type in PartyDancersUSA into your browser and look at the Google Ads listings. Those companies using the PartyDancersUSA name in their advertising through Google Ads are simply stealing customers and lying to the public. Yes it’s sad that some companies resort to underhanded tactics because they are outclassed and can’t compete.
To inform customers that this ad is nothing more than trickery PartyDancersUSA posts a disclaimer on every page on their website. And once you’ve actually had PDUSA for a show you’ll understand immediately in the first 5 minutes that no one can imitate or duplicate PartyDancersUSA.
SPAM AGENCY WEBSITES sport their “dancers pictures” which many times are nothing more than “box tops” meaning they don’t even exist or maybe did say 10 years ago. 
Some agencies simply steal pictures from somewhere on the net and sport them as there own dancers. If your real savvy check out a couple websites from your state and find the same entertainers from 10 years ago who jumped agency to agency. You can figure it out pretty easy that these dancers don’t work there. SPAM WINS.
LOOK FOR THE AGENCY that has up to date pictures of real dancers, displays only original graphics that are professionally presented and make sure to ask the agent on the phone if the pictures are of real dancers available to book for your show. Ask if you can request specific dancers and what are the odds that those dancers will show up. Oh and by the way if they are sporting pictures of “supermodels” or “playboy bunnies” you can bet your bottom dollar that those dancers will NEVER show at your party. Book only with agents who have up to date photos of their dancers.
THE SO-CALLED ENTERTAINERS. Have you ever been to a “bachelor party” or for that matter of fact a “strip club” where the girls have runny noses all night ? Where they don’t care if your entertained or not ? 
Have bad attitudes towards you and every one in the club ? And all you hear about is they don’t make enough and what time is it ? These amateurs are known for displaying bad attitudes and will steal you blind. Is this really the entertainment you booked for your “best friend’s bachelor party” ? SPAM WINS.
THE BOUNCER…. NOT DRIVERS.
Every show must have security. Q Why ? A Bouncers are not only there to protect the dancers from any injury but also keep the customers from getting themselves in trouble. Q How is this done ? A By conducting the entire event professionally. Listen, no one wants to go to a “Bachelor Party” and have it be the start of legal woes they don’t want or need. SPAM LOOSES.
DRIVERS ARE COMPLETE JOKES. You will know a “driver” the second you see one. They bring no equipment, no music, no nothing. This group is there to collect a door fee ($500, $600 and more which will be split up called show money) and they spend no more than 1 hour on site convincing someone to take a back room trip then leave. Unfortunately for the rest of the guys they’ll be reduced to staring at the driver while he stares at you when this unlucky someone goes to the back room for a fee with a prostitute. Once this $500 hour is up they leave abruptly and move on to the next “John”. This is not a party, you are the mark. SPAM WINS.
BE AWARE: Maine, New Hampshire, Massachusetts & Vermont the “SPAM STRIPPERS” are here ! With some operating right here in New England ! Don’t end up a zero, book only professionals. Ask questions, ask the right questions.
WHEN CALLING AN AGENT ask questions about:
1) The arrival time and show time guarantees. Is it a one hour show or a 2 hour show guarantee ? What about overtime ? Does the agent charge for overtime ? How much per hour ? Find out what you are paying for. If they promise to stay “all night” they are lying through their teeth. Remember this one thing. There is no such thing as “stripper time”. When booking ask the agent when the dancers will show up. A professional outfit works extremely hard to arrive on time every time.
2) Will there be a professional bouncer present ? Do you really want a couple of girls just showing up at your party with no one ? No equipment ? How do you have a party for 20 or more of your friends without at least music ? True entertainers have equipment that comes with the show and a bouncer to set it all up in 15 minutes. What kind of lawsuit or charge are you setting yourself up for with just girls showing up with nobody ? 
Seriously these are the people you read about in the paper and you wonder “how in the hell did that happen” ? Protect yourself from scary shit, from amateurs out to ruin your life over a party you wanted to have for your friends. We think you get the point 🙂
3) Do the shows include professional equipment such as a sound-system, party music, party lights, portable dance pole, change for the party customers ? Seriously folks do you want a real party ? Fun to remember for all time ? Class or trash ? Ask the agent what the party comes with. Why would you want to sit thru an hour of hip hop, country music or the radio you supplied standing around under your kitchen lights because they came with nothing ? Book only outfits who have learned over years what kind of portable equipment works best for your type of event.
4) Are the dancers professionally trained in exotic dancing and party entertainment ? Where were they trained ? Ask this question ! Do you think every female on the planet has this in their DNA ? Not hardly nor do they learn this type of skill in high school home economics. You want professional entertainers who show up READY to entertain each and every time they arrive. This ONLY comes with constant professional training just like any job.
5) Look on the net or on their own site for real reviews not “ONLINE SPAM REVIEWS”. Only read reviews that are written and displayed from the original documents. It’s laughable to read website reviews piled one on top of another and who wrote these ? Where is the original review form written in the customers on hand writing ? The original customer written reviews are absolutely the only reviews you should take seriously. The rest are just junk and bull.
6) Will the dancers show up sober ? There is 
nothing worse than a drunk, coke-head or needle junkie arriving at “YOUR HOME” to steal you blind ! If you think this is entertainment your truly missing the boat. Drunk chicks you can get so why would you waste $500+ to have one waste your time ? And is anyone out there tired of addicts yet ? We at PartyDancersUSA do not enable addicts by working them allowing them to be a headache to everyone they come across. No addicts, no drunks, no prostitutes. SPAM LOOSES !
IF THE ANSWER TO ANY QUESTION you find unacceptable HANG UP ! Don’t chance a good time turning into the worst time ever by booking “STRIPPER SPAM” ! Book with only a reputable agent with years of experience. One that can answer all your questions to your satisfaction. Copycat agencies for 20 years have attempted to copy PartyDancersUSA but never get it right. This isn’t a scam folks, this is a business and one that we are proud of. This is about providing you the customer great fun, exotic excitement and professional entertainment at the highest levels every time. Make this the party the best ever !
The party of a lifetime !!
MAKE IT GENUINE PARTY DANCERS ENTERTAINMENT, YOUR FRIENDS WILL THANK U !
